Sunday, September 20, 2009

Disney Chairman Resigns; Paltrow Vanishes

By Steve Evans
Walt Disney Studios Chairman Richard Cook tendered his resignation Friday.

"I have loved every minute of my 38 years that I have worked at Disney ... from the beginning as a ride operator on Disneyland's steam train and monorail to my position as chairman of The Walt Disney Studios," Cook said in a statement. The executive's departure was effective immediately.

Disney President and CEO Robert Iger in a statement said that Cook's work had "significantly impacted Disney's great legacy."

Neither executive offered an excuse for Chicken Little (2005).

In a bizaare, unrelated incident on a Los Angeles playground, Oscar® winner Gwyneth Paltrow mysteriously vanished while sitting on a see-saw. Uncorrorborated witness reports indicate Rosie O'Donell ran onto the playground with a carton of Häagen-Dazs and plopped on the opposite see-saw, catapulting Paltrow into space.

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